Star Wars: What if Obi-Wan had used Force Speed?

As many Star Wars fans know, Jedi are able to manipulate the force in many ways.  One of those ways is using the force to move extremely fast: force speed they call it.  The climactic three-way (hot) battle from The Phantom Menace would have been a perfect time for Obi-Wan Kenobi to use the force in such a way.  Sadly, he didn’t, and Darth Maul had his way with Qui-Gon Jinn.  But what if Obi-Wan had used force speed?

I’m trying to think of a way to include more sexual innuendo in this post, but I’m drawing a blank.  Something, something… double-sided lightsaber.  This stuff writes itself!