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Sitges 2010
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
Review

November 5, 2010

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale - Jalmari Helander

Our North American, contemporary version of Santa Claus apparently comes from Coca-Cola; the red suit trimmers with white, the beard, the jolly laughing belly. Santa Claus or some version of him has been around for several centuries, of course, but our modern age has skewed the origins quite a lot. In this tale of the man, director and writer Helander conceives not of a jolly person who brings presents to little children, but of a demon buried deep under a mountain, a demon that eats children. And it will take a child to stop him.

Helander has made two short films on the subject. His feature proves he can enlarge his story to tremendous effect. Pietari and his father live in the north Finland, herding reindeer. But this Christmas someone (or something) has killed the reindeer. They think it has something to do with the Americans who are digging into the nearby mountain. It seems whatever got out needs raw meat, and when Pietari’s father and his friends capture it, they discover it has a purpose: the capture young children for Santa. The real Santa. The one who will eat children and wreak havoc on the world.

This is a film that demands to be seen on the big screen, in order to capture the barren and haunting landscape of this isolated part of the world. This is also works to understand the child’s perspective. The film is reminiscent of the great 80s young adult adventure films, such as The Goonies and Young Sherlock Holmes: it’s most definitely frightening (in particular the terrifying eyes of Santa’s Helpers), and has great action sequences. And at the same time it knows the sense of humour and keeps it smart enough for adults and funny enough for kids. This belongs on the shelf alongside other Christmas favourites such as A Christmas Story; it brings that kind of sardonic sensibility, along with a sense of adventure, and a fresh take on the usual Christmas fantasy narrative.

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Sitges 2010
La Casa Muda Review

November 4, 2010

La Casa Muda has become fairly well known on the fantastic festival circuit mainly for its modus operandi: it was shot in one long take. And deservedly so: this technique, which frequently incorporates first person perspective, creates one of the most terrifying atmospheres in any horror film I’ve watched. Continue reading

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TIFF 2010
John Carpenter’s
The Ward Review

September 21, 2010

It must be hard to be a director like John Carpenter. When you create such classics as Halloween, The Thing and Escape from New York within four years, any subsequent films will never apparently measure up. And his new film The Ward, does not, but it is still a solid old-school horror film with plenty of scares and a twist that is only obvious after the fact. Continue reading

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TADFF 2010
The Last Exorcism Review

August 26, 2010

Classics do a lot of good, but that good is typically exhausted in one fell swoop. Plus that bit of good is usually exclusive to the classic itself. This reigns especially true in horror, where one good thing leads to … Continue reading

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TADFF 2010
Heartless Review

August 24, 2010

British artist Philip Ridley has only directed three feature films in his career. I must confess that I am not familiar with his first two films, The Reflecting Skin and The Passion of Darkly Noon, but everyone I’ve talked to … Continue reading

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TIFF 2010
Midnight Madness Lineup

August 17, 2010

Midnight Madness has always been a favourite refuge for dorks at the Toronto International Film Festival. Free from the stuffy attitude that plagues the rest of the festival, Midnight Madness is just about the movies. Awesome, weird and insane movies. … Continue reading

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Toronto After Dark Announces Film Lineup

July 29, 2010

The 2010 Toronto After Dark Film Festival has just announced their lineup of films for this year. The fest runs from August 13 – 20 and features the best horror, sci-fi, action and cult films from around the world. They … Continue reading

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Fantasia 2010 – Neighbor Zombie Review

July 26, 2010

It seems that cinephiles worldwide can’t get enough of zombies these days. Vampires too, but I’ve always been a bit puzzled by the attraction to zombies. After all, they are undead creatures who have no cognitive functions and eat brains. … Continue reading

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Let Me In Trailer

July 1, 2010

Tomas Alfredson’s excellent Let the Right One In is the kind of film that you really don’t want to see get remade. The original was such a pitch perfect genre film that remaking it feels kind of presumptuous. Unfortunately, the … Continue reading

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Splice Review

May 27, 2010

There is a moment near the end of Splice when you see the creature in all its frightening glory, this odd hybrid with just enough human to have won your empathy for the majority of the film, and it is … Continue reading

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Review

April 30, 2010

Alan Jones joins us for a guest spot review of A Nightmare on Elm Street. Alan is president of the University of Toronto Cinema Studies Students Union (CINSSU). This review and many others can be read on the official CINSSU … Continue reading

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The Crazies Review

February 26, 2010

Breck Eisner’s The Crazies is a film that makes no bones about what it is. I had expected another run-of-the-mill horror film going in, but left the theatre pleasantly surprised. The Crazies is a tightly wound ball of suspense that … Continue reading

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