Yahoo Movies has the first look at the Iron Man 2 poster.  It features the first official look atTony Stark’s sometimes-friend-sometimes-enemy War Machine.  Click the picture to embiggen.  The site has also posted some new shots of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow and Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.

The only other glimpse we’ve seen of War Machine was from the blurry cell phone video shot at the San Diego Comic Con.  Word is that the teaser trailer form Iron Man 2 will debut with Sherlock Holmes (another Downey Jr. starring film) on Christmas Day.

See the Iron Man 2 photos here.

postmodernbarney has posted a truly epic list of 137 uncomfortable-but-true plot summaries of movies, TV shows, and comic books we all know and love.

Among my favourites:

• E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
• Big Trouble in Little China: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
• War Machine: Alcoholic rich white man gives weapons to black man.
• Risky Business: Privileged rich kid gets everything he wants with no consequences.
• Star Trek VI: Racist military commander past his prime nearly ruins galactic peace.
• The Goonies:  Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

Check out the entire list of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries @ postmodernbarney.com.